I have suffered a lot of indignities in the past few days - first of all some folks at Provocraft stuffed me into a goody bag to be given away at their CHA gala - given away! me! the most famous insect in the world! So humiliating.....then they were giving away all my little offspring on their CHA booth. Yes, I admit, a lot of those little green critters are mine, us cricuts are a productive bunch.
So I felt quite special when I found out that I was in the goody bag of some person from the UK - I thought I would be going to live in a palace, and that my new owner would wear a tiara and drink Earl Grey tea with her little finger crooked in a ladylike way. Instead of which, she put me to sit on a tub of mod podge in a closet, wears jeans all the time and drinks a lot of coffee. She can't even talk properly - I mean, what on earth is a tomaaato?
So I am putting myself up for adoption, I want a home where I will have a special place of honour (see, I am turning into an English Cricut already, putting u back in honor, where will it all end? Soon I will be saying cheerio and ta ta for now......).
My new owner (she doesn't know what a short-lived relationship this is going to be) is coming up to an anniversary. Apparently it is four years on the 18th February since she first started chatting on the Cricut message board. So I want to be out of here before she starts making me eat cucumber sandwiches and drink warm beer at her anniversary party. Leave me a comment here to tell me how you would take care of me, and I will pick a new home on the 14th February. It can be anywhere in the world, as long as you don't put me to sit on the mod podge..........
Cheerio for now x